Chicken Toast

You try to make one 'chicken butt' joke and the whole morning gets shot to hell. This is the beginning of what transpired between Micah and I.

11:04 AM me: chicken butt

11:05 AM Micah: butt head

11:06 AM me: chicken stead

11:07 AM Micah: butt tread

11:09 AM me: chicken meds!

11:10 AM medically induced seizure

11:11 AM chicken pleasure!

pleasure palace

shicken salad!

salad greens

chicken means!

means of assurance

chicken observance!

11:12 AM observance of proper procedures

chicken entreaters!

11:13 AM Micah: chicken entendre

trippple entannte

me: chicken enfante

enfante terrible

Micah: chicken alliance

me: holy alliance

11:14 AM chicken silence

Micah: terrible chicken Mc Mac-a-Man

Mac daddly chicken mastuohrbarer

me: chicken tic-tac flavorin

Micah: flava chicken flavah

me: chicken bandolier

11:15 AM flavah flav

chicken rave

Micah: daddly duck wings strap

me: chicken cap

Micah: rave of wings

bring it back again

funny ole

chicken things

Mc-Cracker-Smack

11:16 AM Chicken Wing Bitch Slap

me: chicken wing

chicken rack

rack of lamb

chicken scam

shicken strap

strap on

chicken don

dontaku matsuri

11:17 AM chicken philharmony

11:18 AM Micah patrimony

11:19 AM also known as boats

chicken floats

like a duck

chicken is stuck

chicken ruckus

bufkus

chicken cous cous

chicken on moose

hot chicken on moose action

Micah: whats that?

11:20 AM me: big antlers, tiny beaks

Micah: a whilrl a girl

someone got the keyboard

strapped on

and its

time for some no pen

of touch screen

hot and heavy

keyboard poetry

slam

in brians

me: chicken beavy

Micah: face action

as fast

me: of hot action

Micah: as I can

deal it

s fast as

me: chicken blast

Micah: he can

feel it

me: chicken tan

Micah: chicken blast

me: impossible

Micah: up yo ass

impossible

me: chicken fast

Micah: feat of nature like a chicken wing breathing

me: (that menas eating no chicken)

11:21 AM chicken teasing

Micah: so hard it flows my mind to touch and go it blows

like a flowing

heaving

hunk a gema gema star chicken loving ness

me: chicken best

Micah: chickens so far

speak to me

peacefully

while i sleep

me: direct connection

Micah: dreams at best

me: to chicken heave

Micah: my dest in y rest

me: the eternal chicken rest

Micah: on the souls of these feet

11:22 AM crow ded streets

jumping

to the chicken flavored beat

of jappamanahattanian sauce

on creole beans and rice

11:23 AM suffix prefix object you wanna bet i fuck you up

so bad

that it hurts and bleeds

beyond the pain of sleepless chicken hazy dreams

These messages were sent while you were offline.

11:23 AM Micah: but where and when is up to you

11:24 AM so spin the wheel and realize

that a thousand deals

come with a side of fries

at yo' Magic kingdom

Popeyes

hahaha

11:21 AM Micah: that walk on these

11:25 AM me: I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag

I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag

This is where I left off:

Micah: beyond the pain of sleepless chicken hazy dreams
me: like chicken feet
after a hard day of workin
Micah did not receive your chat.
me: making chicken yarn
working down on the farm
dreams of chicken times to come
Micah did not receive your chat.
me: I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag
I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag

11:26 AM The point is, in chicken kingdom come

hard and fast chicken and moose get it on

11:27 AM all don juan chicken on

hot moose flank

Micah: brb

11:28 AM me: chicken tea

11:29 AM Micah

I'm leaving you

I'm sorry, it has to be this way

you see.

I have Japanese homework to do

Yes, I'm seeing another language

I'm sorry

11:30 AM No, I meant all that that just happened between us. THe rhyming. The alliteration. That was from the heart

but it's over now.. I'm with nihongo