You try to make one 'chicken butt' joke and the whole morning gets shot to hell. This is the beginning of what transpired between Micah and I.
11:04 AM me: chicken butt
11:05 AM Micah: butt head
11:06 AM me: chicken stead
11:07 AM Micah: butt tread
11:09 AM me: chicken meds!
11:10 AM medically induced seizure
11:11 AM chicken pleasure!
pleasure palace
shicken salad!
salad greens
chicken means!
means of assurance
chicken observance!
11:12 AM observance of proper procedures
chicken entreaters!
11:13 AM Micah: chicken entendre
trippple entannte
me: chicken enfante
enfante terrible
Micah: chicken alliance
me: holy alliance
11:14 AM chicken silence
Micah: terrible chicken Mc Mac-a-Man
Mac daddly chicken mastuohrbarer
me: chicken tic-tac flavorin
Micah: flava chicken flavah
me: chicken bandolier
11:15 AM flavah flav
chicken rave
Micah: daddly duck wings strap
me: chicken cap
Micah: rave of wings
bring it back again
funny ole
chicken things
Mc-Cracker-Smack
11:16 AM Chicken Wing Bitch Slap
me: chicken wing
chicken rack
rack of lamb
chicken scam
shicken strap
strap on
chicken don
dontaku matsuri
11:17 AM chicken philharmony
11:18 AM Micah patrimony
11:19 AM also known as boats
chicken floats
like a duck
chicken is stuck
chicken ruckus
bufkus
chicken cous cous
chicken on moose
hot chicken on moose action
Micah: whats that?
11:20 AM me: big antlers, tiny beaks
Micah: a whilrl a girl
someone got the keyboard
strapped on
and its
time for some no pen
of touch screen
hot and heavy
keyboard poetry
slam
in brians
me: chicken beavy
Micah: face action
as fast
me: of hot action
Micah: as I can
deal it
s fast as
me: chicken blast
Micah: he can
feel it
me: chicken tan
Micah: chicken blast
me: impossible
Micah: up yo ass
impossible
me: chicken fast
Micah: feat of nature like a chicken wing breathing
me: (that menas eating no chicken)
11:21 AM chicken teasing
Micah: so hard it flows my mind to touch and go it blows
like a flowing
heaving
hunk a gema gema star chicken loving ness
me: chicken best
Micah: chickens so far
speak to me
peacefully
while i sleep
me: direct connection
Micah: dreams at best
me: to chicken heave
Micah: my dest in y rest
me: the eternal chicken rest
Micah: on the souls of these feet
11:22 AM crow ded streets
jumping
to the chicken flavored beat
of jappamanahattanian sauce
on creole beans and rice
11:23 AM suffix prefix object you wanna bet i fuck you up
so bad
that it hurts and bleeds
beyond the pain of sleepless chicken hazy dreams
These messages were sent while you were offline.
11:23 AM Micah: but where and when is up to you
11:24 AM so spin the wheel and realize
that a thousand deals
come with a side of fries
at yo' Magic kingdom
Popeyes
hahaha
11:21 AM Micah: that walk on these
11:25 AM me: I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag
I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag
This is where I left off:
Micah: beyond the pain of sleepless chicken hazy dreams
me: like chicken feet
after a hard day of workin
Micah did not receive your chat.
me: making chicken yarn
working down on the farm
dreams of chicken times to come
Micah did not receive your chat.
me: I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag
I'm sorry. Internet is a douch bag
11:26 AM The point is, in chicken kingdom come
hard and fast chicken and moose get it on
11:27 AM all don juan chicken on
hot moose flank
Micah: brb
11:28 AM me: chicken tea
11:29 AM Micah
I'm leaving you
I'm sorry, it has to be this way
you see.
I have Japanese homework to do
Yes, I'm seeing another language
I'm sorry
11:30 AM No, I meant all that that just happened between us. THe rhyming. The alliteration. That was from the heart
but it's over now.. I'm with nihongo